Episode 357: All Colours Sam, The Sandown Clown

July 12, 2026

Episode notes

If forces beyond our understanding often take the form of things we can more easily conceive of in order to make contact, what happens when those forces encounter the simplistic mind of a child? Maybe...that's what happened here? Is that right? Was I listening? Does that make sense? Join Alex and Jesse as Mathas just shows them this one really weird guy he found online. Probably one of the single weirdest entities we've seen on here, tbh. MERCH: https://theyetee.com/chilluminati LIVE SHOW TIX: https://lh-st.com/shows/08-22-2026-chilluminati-cox-n-crendor-live/ CHILLUMINATI is a weekly comedy podcast hosted by Mike Martin, Jesse Cox and Alex Faciane. Hold on to your tin-foil hats and traverse the realms of the mysterious, supernatural, spooky and sometimes truly horrible - and your third eye will never be the same! Subscribe to our Patreon to support us and for extra content like full video episodes, weekly Minisodes, exclusive art, and more at http://patreon.com/CHILLUMINATIPOD Thank you to our sponsors: FACTOR - Head to Factormeals.com/chill50off and use code chill50off to get 50 percent off and free daily greens per box, with new subscription only, while supplies last. Mike Martin - http://www.youtube.com/@themoleculemindset Jesse Cox - http://www.youtube.com/jessecox Alex Faciane - https://www.youtube.com/@StarWarsOldCanonBookClub/ Editor: DeanCutty Producer: Hilde @ https://bsky.app/profile/heksen.bsky.social Show Art: Studio Melectro @ http://www.instagram.com/studio_melectro Logo Design: Shawn JPB @ https://twitter.com/JetpackBraggin Episode Sources: https://onthewight.com/the-sandown-clown-exploring-sam-the-isle-of-wights-surreal-1973-encounter/ https://www.vice.com/en/article/sandown-clown-mystery-alien/ https://www.boojumandsnark.co.uk/projects/the-sandown-clown-your-briefing/